Daniel Radcliffe realizes a photograph is being taken of him and is astonished with this fact.

Daniel Radcliffe gets up on stage dazed and confused, forgetting where he and holds his face like that for a good ten minutes then leaves.

Daniel Radcliffe lets out a hearty, evil laugh as he thinks about how someday he will rule and take over the world and then the universe.

Daniel Radcliffe quietly whispers to his food about how someday he will get revenge of the man who is photographing him while he eats.

Daniel Radcliffe sings a song he wrote about how he would like to get inside of Emma Watson’s panties.

Daniel Radcliffe, the almighty god, explains to his people that changes are to come.

Daniel Radcliffe is kidnapped by the man in the front seat.

Daniel Radcliffe ponders the way of life.

Daniel Radcliffe pushes people to believe that this is him rehearsing for broadway when actually he gathered up “fairy people” and is now a leader of a fairy army to destroy the human race. Here they are in training. Be on your feet people, the fairies are coming.

Daniel Radcliffe continues to be a derp throughout the rest of his entire life.